Friday 10 April 2009

Anomalies in Horror Top Trumps









King Kong beats Death on Physical Strength, Fear Factor and Killing Power?

OK King Kong's pretty handy, but he kills, what, half a dozen people? Swats a few biplanes? And by definition how can Death's Killing Power be anything less than 100% - does he have off days where he can only dish out nasty illnesses instead? Finally, I know there's only one percent in it, but how is an animatronic monkey more frightening than the great leveller, the only end of age, the Grim Reaper who unemotionally dispatches millions every year?

Still, Death whups Killer Rat and Incredible Melting Man





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